Computer, load mega luxurious giant breasted buttsex loving
Magical elf princess orgy twelve
I just got head from a homeless man in Atlanta, it's my favorite city
Had to push that bitch away because her bootyhole smell shitty
I asked single mom's there body count and one of them said, "Fifty"
I'm getting a call it must be the Fat Penis Committee
"Man I told you
The best way to make money
Go to your fucking local McDonalds
Get a magnum
Point it in their face
And say give me all your money
Or else I'm taking a shit on your fucking dumpster"
My dick is so damn big it's swinging my whole body side to side
No idea how to pleasure a woman at least I tried
I heard in McDonalds they put Percocet's all on their fries
Soon as I heard that shit I got my suit and tie and then applied
Kick the door down and I steal all the Perc's
And I go in the back and I fuck on the manager
I just came inside that bitch and she getting real loud
Damn I wish that I knew how to manage her
Skrt out that bitch in a motherfucking Hellcat
I'm driving so fast think I might hit a tree
Then I run up all the bands that I got from the grandmas
That begged me to fold their laundry
Yeah, feel like Pablo Escobar
Bitch I'm in a SRT, yeah, this a fast car (Yeah)
I just got a sponsorship to twerk at NASCAR
I just got a sponsorship to a new gay bar
I just take a bunch of Perc's and then I go hard
I just tried to kiss a football player but he had a mouth guard
Yeah, bitch I'm at Dunkin I'm getting a large Charli
And then I'm shooting it up
I just fucked on a fat bitch and she broke my damn beddy
I told that fatty, "Get up"
Sold my house then I copped a Bored Ape NFT
Now I'm watching my Fetti go up
I just saw my neighbor change
I had to get out of my house and get a good close-up
Bitch I ain't going to therapy (No)
Only fat people get therapy (Facts)
Took a good look inside of my asshole, and I saw something scary
Fucking that bitch in the Walmart she suck my balls
Yeah, she be licking me up
Saw a dude with a fat cake
Had to turn around and do a double take and look at his butt
Stick it in his booty on the first date, I call that shit a shortcut
Big fat pink round bootyhole like a donut
Drugged the femboy's drink when I was at the local party
Shot my grandma in the head 'cause she was listening to Playboi Carti
We couldn't find the Perc, so we had to get a search party
Orange with banana, bitch, Bornana (Uh uh)
Playing Fortnite with your grandma, uh uh
Eminem's the best
Fuck my grandma she's deaf, what, she ain't even know it
'Cause she's blind and deaf
Damn this Adderall got me bouncing of the walls
Went to see my third grade teacher told her, "Suck my balls"
I just stuck my fat ass penis in two different jaws
Pulled my phone out of my ass I'm getting a call
I trip over old people and then I watch them fall
Kick my grandma in the groin, and then she told me she had balls
Thinking bout' the kid that I picked up and threw at Niagara Falls
I just bought so many monkey NFT's, I'm Logan Paul
Stick some Cartier glasses up my ass at the mall
Thank god I got away, that shit was a close call
I'm on chemotherapy, bitch, I don't even have cancer
Call my hooker anytime, but when I fuck she won't answer
If my grandma calling me, you know I won't answer
Made that bitch pull my Mercedes, yeah, I call her Prancer
I drug my parents so I can run around the house naked
I was at a Walmart and a pedophile told me, "Hey kid"
My bitch tryna' play me like a game, but I'm squid
The bathroom was super wet, so I slid