[Verse 1]
Every outer inch of you looks like a lady
So don't get caught here in the city at night
And if you wanna take a chance and go gun crazy
I sell protection for a price

[Pre-Chorus]
We'll call it love or call it murder
This ain't the crime of the century, no
Don't point that thing at me

[Chorus]
All in all my aim is better
Shots as clean as a mean go-getter
It's a bad man on the run
I'm gonna be your dark stranger
Contact man 'tween you and danger
And I'll protect you, babe, with my elephant gun

[Verse 2]
Every minute counts when you play both sides of the law
Mm, these dangerous days
Mean nine lives doin' anything at all
A lot of folks been blown away

[Pre-Chorus]
We'll call it love or call it murder
This ain't the crime of the century
Don't aim that thing at me
[Chorus]
Woah, all in all my aim is better
Shots as clean as a mean go-getter
It's a bad man on the run
I'm gonna be your dark stranger
Contact man 'tween you and danger
And I'll protect you, baby, with my elephant gun
Bang

[Outro]
We'll call it love or call it murder
This ain't the crime of the century
Don't try and use that thing on me
Boom