[BARRY]
We're gonna prove
That in this day and age
Being gay
Isn’t a crime
This is our moment
To change the World
One lesbian

[TRENT]
Lesbian!

[DEE DEE]
Lesbian!

[ANGIE]
Lesbian!

[ALL]
At a time!

[BARRY]
We're gonna help that little lesbian
Whether she likes it or not
When you're a legendary thespian
[DEE DEE]
First you help the distressed

[TRENT]
Then you help the distraught

[BARRY]
We’re going down to where the necks are red
And lack of dentistry thrives
Why sing and dance
When you can take a stance

[ALL]
And know you're truly changing lives
We're gonna march until that town looks like the end of act 1 of Les Mis
You don't gotta have a Ph.D. in Psych
To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz

[BARRY]
We're gonna teach ‘em
To be more PC
The minute our group arrives

[ALL]
That's right!
[BARRY]
Those fist-pumping

[DEE DEE]
Bible-thumping

[TRENT]
Spam-eating

[ANGIE]
Cousin-humping

[BARRY]
Cow-tipping

[DEE DEE]
Shoulder-slumping

[TRENT]
Tea-bagging

[ANGIE]
Jesus-jumping

[ALL]
Losers and their inbred wives
They'll learn compassion
[DEE DEE]
And better fashion

[ALL]
Once we at last start
Changing Lives

[BARRY, spoken]
Now let's go help that dyke