[Intro: John Lennon]
One, two, three, four!

[Verse 1]
Ring my friend, I said you'd call
Doctor Robert
Day or night, he'll be there any time at all
Doctor Robert

[Chorus]
Doctor Robert
You're a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can
Doctor Robert

[Verse 2]
If you're down he'll pick you up
Doctor Robert
Take a drink from his special cup
Doctor Robert

[Chorus]
Doctor Robert
He's a man you must believe
Helping anyone in need
No one can succeed like
Doctor Robert
[Bridge]
Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll make you
Doctor Robert

[Verse 1]
My friend works for the National Health
Doctor Robert
You'll pay money just to see yourself
With Doctor Robert

[Chorus]
Doctor Robert
You're a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can
Bob Robert

[Bridge]
Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll make you
Doctor Robert

[Verse 1]
Ring my friend, I said you'd call
Doctor Robert
Day or night, he'll be there any time at all
Doctor Robert
[Chorus]
Doctor Robert
He's a man you must believe
Helping anyone in need
No one can succeed like
Doctor Robert

[Bridge]
Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll make you
Doctor Robert

[Outro]
Ring, my friend I said you'd call
Doctor Robert
Ring, my friend I said you'd call
Bob Robert
Doctor Robert

[Outro: John Lennon, Paul McCartney]
Okay, uh, well–
No, we won't