John Lennon
A Surprise for Little Bobby
It was little Bobby's birthday today, and he got a surprise. His very fist was jopped off, (The War) and he got a birthday hook! All his life Bobby had wanted his very own hook; and now on his 39th birthday his pwayers had been answered. The only trouble was they had send him a left hook and ebry dobby knows that it was Bobby's right fist that was missing as it were.
What to do was not thee only problem: Anyway he jopped off his lest hand and it fitted like a glove. Maybe next year he will get a right hook, who knows?