[Intro]
Uh, it's Christmas, but
But there ain't nobody raisin' much of a fuss

[Verse 1]
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
There ain't nobody raisin' no fuss
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
There ain't nobody raisin' no fuss
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
There ain't nobody raisin' no fuss
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
There ain't nobody raisin' no fuss

[Instrumental 0:39 - 1:20]

[Break]
Nobody but me
Haw, haw, haw
Haw, haw, haw
Haw, haw, haw

[Verse 2/Nobody but Me]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Nobody can do the shing-a-ling like I do
Nobody can do the skate like I do
Nobody can do the boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo
Boogaloo...
[Instrumental 3:32 - 6:22]

[Verse 3]
The, the, the end of the rainbow is a, speedin' up news
But the, the, the knot in the
The fuse is the speed that, that you lose?

[Verse 4]
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE
N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE
N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE
N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE, N-ER-GEE
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis, N-ER-GEE crisis, crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis, N-ER-GEE crisis, crisis blues
We got the N-ER-GEE crisis blues
We-
[Outro]
Go home, America
Fifty-five'll do
Go home, America
Go home, America
Fifty-five'll do
Go home, America
Go home, America
Fifty-five'll do
Go home, America
Go home, America
Fifty-five'll do
Go home, America
Go home, America
Fifty-five'll do
Go home, America
Go home, America
Fifty-five'll do
Go home, America
Go home, America