[Verse 1]
Jesus was a leprechaun
Dying on the cross
Remembering his Celtic roots
(?) was a home I am lost

[Verse 2]
Jesus was a leprechaun
His name was Tiny Tom
He tried to have a little fun
But now my hands and my feet are so numb

[Bridge]

[Verse 3]
Jesus was a leprechaun
Full of trickery
But it went a bit too far
Now they made a martyr of me

[Verse 4]
Jesus was a leprechaun
A twinkle in his eye
Always smiling sweetly
But I never expected to die