The Residents
The Baby King Part 2
[Narrator]
You know who the king is?

[Boy]
Yeah

[Girl]
Yeah

[Narrator]
Do you? Good. Okay, we’re gonna talk about the king but, you know, I’ve got a question first. Maybe you guys can help me on this question. And you know, he’s the king of what?

[Boy]
I don’t know!

[Narrator]
The king of what?

[Girl]
I don’t know!

[Narrator]
I don’t know either. Well, if he was a king he must’ve been a king of something important, huh?

[Boy]
Yeah
[Narrator]
Yeah, must’ve been a king of something important, but the king of what?

[Girl]
King of cares!

[Narrator]
You think so? Well, caring is pretty important, you think he could’ve been a king of caring?

[Boy]
He could’ve been a king of happiness

[Narrator]
It’s, I don’t know, he didn’t very much about anything except being king so he must have not been king of that. But you think that he was a king of happiness?

[Boy]
Maybe

[Narrator]
Well, maybe so. But you know, he wasn’t very happy, so he must not been king of that, must not been king of that. So I don’t know, he was king of something but king of what, I don’t know

[Girl]
I don’t know