[Verse 1]
You've heard of Karen
And barbeque Becky
Their legacies you surely recall
But those ladies fair
Cannot compare
To the harlot that started it all

Lisa was a gal who had the world on a string
They say even her telephone had a diamond ring
But despite the vast advantages
That helped her ahead
Her ego was as fragile as a porcelain thread

[Chorus]
Lisa called the cops on Black people
Anytime her mood was sour
Lisa called the cops on Black people
To give herself a rush of power

[Verse 2]
Now Lisa lived in a high rise
Down by the mall
She had no friends
And she would wander the halls
She saw a Black neighbor
Was checking his mail
She said "Prove to me you live here
Or you're going to jail!"
[Chorus]
Lisa called the cops on Black people
Even just for taking a stroll
Lisa called the cops on B-B-B-Black people
To give herself a sense of control

[Interlude]
Before you try to cancel her
You ought to know
Lisa passed away about a month ago
She met some police of color
And had a heart attack
She cried "Who do I call when the cop that I called
On the Black man is Black?!"
Ohhh

[Chorus]
Lisa called the cops on Black people
Just because her heart was a shell
Lisa called the cops on Black people
But now she has to call them from hell

Lisa called the cops on Black people
Even from the great beyond
Lisa called the cops on B-B-Black people
She called them on me for writing this song
She called the police on me! (Hi yah!)