[Intro: Ziwe]
Everyone knows popstars have to be two things
Hot and young

[Intro: Jordan]
And you're both girl

[Intro: Ziwe]
Thanks Daddy, this one's for you


[Verse 1: Ziwe]
Goo goo
Gah gah
Me no speaky
Talky
Me no understand
I love Daddy's weewee
It's the biggest peepee
In the land (Jordan: wait, what?)

I'm so horny
For a bedtime story
Or a lullaby
Daddy gimme milky
'Fore it's time for Ziwe's beddy-bye (Daddy gimme milky, Daddy gimme milky)

[Interlude: Jordan]
This is terrible, why are you doing this?

[Interlude: Ziwe]
It's cultural commentary on how pop music infantalises women

[Interlude: Jordan]
Ugh


[Verse 2: Ziwe]
Imma wear a diaper for you
Daddy can you please tie my shoe (Jordan: Oh my god!)
Oh my god I just went doo doo
Do you think my pigtails look cute? (Jordan: Jesus Christ!)

Goo goo
Gah gah
I am barely legal
You're my daddy so you gotta rock thе crib
I want to give you kissy
But I need help putting on my bib (Jordan: I hate this!)

Mе afraid of cooties
I need daddy take a cootie test
Let me be your nurse and let me
Rest your head your head on my flat chest

[Interlude: Jordan]
Ziwe!

[Interlude: Ziwe]
Don't get mad at me, get mad at society!

[Interlude: Jordan]
This song makes me uncomfortable...

[Interlude: Ziwe]
Good! It's called satire, heard of it?


[Verse 3: Ziwe]
Imma wear a diaper for you
Daddy I am nineteen with you
Please give me a bottle (Jordan: I get what you're going for)
Clean up all my drool
I get really cranky
It's what I do (Jordan: Please, no more!)
Fell and hurt my bum bum
Kiss my boo boo
Me wittle baby Ziwe
Sexy baby daddy-doo
Goo goo gah gah (Jordan: Ziwe, use words!)
Binkie winkie
Oopsy poopsy too
Diaper for you
Gah gah goo goo
Twinkle twinkle
Little star (Jordan: Oh my god!)
I'm your sex doll
Yes I are


[Outro: Ziwe]
Society is ugly, isn't it?

[Outro: Jordan]
Yep, I-uh, lesson learned. Thanks Ziwe

[Outro: Ziwe]
You're welcome