Griffin and Quagmire
PETAH’S THEME
[Intro: Lois Griffin, Jaden Smith, Glenn Quagmire, Joe Swanson, Petah, The Creator & Cleveland Brown]
Peter, I just hit a pothole in the road and got a flat
Watch out for the pothole
Hey Peter, you can't drink that outside
Y-You can end up in jail, and not the good jail like on Cinemax the man jail
Go back and pay the bill, Peter
You uh don't want to break the law
I can do whatever I want, watch this!
Oh now you're just being crazy
Hey that's against the law, you're coming with me
Eh-eh-eh

[Verse 1: Petah, The Creator, Adam West, Cleveland Brown]
Can't touch me, can't touch me
Ju- Ju- Ju- Ju- Just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in thе street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sister's teat, can't touch mе!
You can't touch me!
What in God's name is he doing?
You can't touch me!
I believe that's The Worm
Stop, Peter time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it? Kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
[Verse 2: yung cockroach & Petah, The Creator]
Good morning U.S.A.!
I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day
The sun in the sky has a smile on his face
And he's shining a salute to the American race
Can't touch me!
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, can't touch me!
I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go, Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter
Let's see Regis rap this way! Can't touch me
Oh boy, it's swell to say, Good morning U.S.A.!

[Verse 3: yung cockroach & Petah, The Creator]
Good morning U.S.A.!
I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day
The sun in the sky has a smile on his face
And he's shining a salute to the American race
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, can't touch me!
Oh boy, it's swell to say, Good morning U.S.A.!

[Verse 4: yung cockroach & Petah, The Creator]
Good morning U.S.A.!
I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day
The sun in the sky has a smile on his face
And he's shining a salute to the American race
Oh boy, it's swell to say, Good morning U.S.A.!
Can't touch me!
Oh boy, it's swell to say, Good morning U.S.A.!
[Interlude: yung cockroach]
Oh boy, it's swell to say, Good morning U.S.A.!

[Verse 5: yung cockroach & Petah, The Creator]
Oh boy, it's swell to say, Good morning U.S.A.!
Can't touch me!
Oh boy, it's swell to say, Good morning U.S.A.!
I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go, Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter
Let's see Regis rap this way! Can't touch me