[Intro: Peter Griffin]
Yesterday, I learned the difference between a train and a boat
I wrote this song before that

[Chorus: Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire]
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track

[Verse 1: Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire]
My lady took a train across the Atlantic
I hope it don't sink like the Titanic
I went to the station, caught a boat downtown
I hope it don't fall off the track and drown

[Spoken: Peter Griffin]
Ladies and gentlemen, The All Five-Foot-One Black Albino Choir!

[Chorus: The 5'1" Black Albino Choir]
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track