And liars got that corner now
And they've got flyers everywhere
With ex-school treasures for hire
And Whitesnake riffs dressed up like Sid Viscosity
Sid Viscosity

As lice is living in your practice-room couch
You're not the only one who's doing without
Daddy doctor's son punk rocker shouts
"Dad, the A.C.'s broke in our hardcore punk-rock vacation
Vacation rehearsal house"

Now, now, now, we'll get right on that
I'm sure it's just the thermostat
I'll buy your band a few twelve packs
But your mother wants her bracelets back

Clack, clack, clack
Shhhh