[Verse 1: Chorky & Everyone]
Every now and then I feel like scratching
With five fingers, “Hey! Howdy, you!”
Yeah, yeah!
But all I really need are apples and lasagna
Before I go to bed

[Verse 2: Lumpkinella & Girls]
I have a vacant stare ‘cause I’m a robot
I’ve got hollow lungs
I bet your toes are strong!
With soft skin engineered to feel girl-like
I’ll stay forever young, yeah

[Chorus: Everyone & Chroky]
WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW
Wonder why no one that we know blows chunks every day and night
WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW
And don’t stare into the sun or else your eyes will burn and drip some goo ooo
And burn out
Can’t look at the sun or else your eyes will burn out
Can’t stare at the sun!
Come on, let’s have some fun! (Wooahh)
Don’t stare at the sun!

[Verse 3: Ryan]
In my village we have Daryl, Daryl the Pony
And he’s been waiting for a gifted young rider, hahaha
Yeah, you could not pick a pony that is better than
Daryl the Pony of Love!
[Chorus: Everyone]
WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW
Wonder why no one that we know blows chunks every day and night
WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW
Why don’t we check out all these socks and then check me out while I dance and go

[Verse 4: Chorky & Everyone]
Wow! Yeah! Yes! Okay!
Now we’re dancing the donk-diddy-donkey
Why’d you insist on kissing that clown?
Don’t say goodbye or sayonara
All the leeches love me!
We’re so glad to be here

[Bridge]
Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa diggin that soul
Round and round we go!
This is a dance we practiced in the gym
Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa diggin that soul
There’s no way it could have been spontaneous
Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa diggin that soul

[Pre-Chorus: Chorky & Lumpkinella]
It’s Corville!
I’m running weird!
[Chorus: Everyone]
WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW
I’m feeling no old-timey ghosts will be floating up on the ceiling
WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW
And don’t stare into the sun or else your eyes will burn and drip some goo ooo
And burn out
Can’t look at the sun or else your eyes will burn out
Can’t stare at the sun!
Wooooaaahh
Don’t stare at the sun!