We met in a kennel down in ol’ San Antone
Wasn’t lookin’ for love but fate throwed me a bone
She walked into my life like the princess she was
And she didn’t have even a half inch of fuzz
My pals call me crazy, but I couldn’t care less
'Cause I’ve fallen hard for an Afghan hairless

On that lonely night cupid entered my life
Driving a dogcatcher’s buggy a-carryin’ my wife
I loved how her skin glistened in the moonlight
And she loved my singin’ said it sounded just...pretty good

My pals call me crazy but I couldn’t care less
'Cause I’ve fallen hard for my Afghan hairless

We’ve endured nasty looks and remarks, quite bitter
But that didn’t keep us from having a litter
Ain’t the length of yer coat ner if yer pedigreed
In the final round-up, true love’s all you need

My pals called me crazy but I couldn’t care less
'Cause I found true love with my Afghan hairless