I dont believe this, we've been friends for so long
It's so hard to see, you do this to me
You came round just to mow the garden
You're a clever guy
Cos you did it for free (it's funny)

You think i dont already nnow
What if I... told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies and in the
Late night jaccuzis
You're screwed and I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

I came home and your car was in the front yard
I went into see, what the f**k was going on.... I'm angry
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
You undid your flys and now I can't believe my eyes
You think I don't already know

What if I.. told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies and in the
Late night jaccuzis
You're screwed and I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
You did it to Steven and Ethan, Joey and Nathan
Josie and David, Peter, John and Mike
Alison, Alistair, Montague, Macalister, Madison
Harrison and that guy from Saracens
Name some I don't already know

What if I told you they all hate you?
I told mum about the movies and the late night jaccuzis
You're screwed and I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

What if I... told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies and in the
Late night jaccuzis
You're screwed and I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone