[Verse 1]
Just show me the venue when I'm the menu, it's personalized
The life of the party, I'm like Billy Barty but regular-sized
I guess I should explain
Your guests will go insane for me

[Chorus 1]
'Cause I'm serving up quality that can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Enhanced with high technology

[Verse 2]
Over in England, everything bent, but I'm satisfied
I hung with the stars there, you know they drive cars there on the other side
They barely noticed me
You said you'd go with me always

[Chorus 2]
'Cause I'm serving up quality that can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Inspired some Greek mythology

[Bridge]
It's all true
(Cross your heart and hope to die)
I swear to you
(Stick a needle in your eye)
If you've been misled
May some lightning strike me dead
[Verse 3]
Back in Japan, they did not understand
They sent me back here
But look at them now, they're rubbing my cow there
And feeding it beer
I may go back someday
They'll have a huge buffet for me

[Chorus 3]
'Cause I'm serving up quality, it can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, neurology
Is studied in theology

[Chorus 1]
It's quality, it can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Is enhanced with high technology

[Outro]
Biology, astrology, radiology, ecology
Nephrology, apology, cosmology, entomology
Demonology, biology, astrology, radiology
My quality neurology
Is studied in theology