Alan Menken
Humiliate the Boy (Demo)
[JAFAR]
Seize the good times
Too bad they never last
Especially for an urchin
With a questionable past

Oh yes, these were the good times
Hope you liked them, little friend
'Cause here is where the good times
Most decidedly must end

(spoken)
Iago?

[IAGO]
(spoken)
Sir?

[JAFAR]
Oh, it's a thrill
Oh, it's such fun
To see another fellow's dreams
Turn to nightmares, one by one

It's such a lark
It's such a joy
To roll our sleeves up and
Humiliate thе boy
Oh, it’s a kick
Oh, it’s a bash
When we removе the fancy turban
And the neatly trimmed mustache

And now let’s repossess the clothes
[IAGO]
D’ya think we ought to?
[JAFAR]
Why be coy?
C’mon, let’s do it
Let's humiliate the boy

[JAFAR (IAGO)]
Once he was proud (Once he was proud)
Once he was fine (Once he was fine)
The very model of Arabian design

But such as fate
[IAGO]
Too bad, tsk-tsk
[JAFAR]
I guess he’ll have to learn the hard way
[BOTH]
Rubbing lamps involve some risk
[JAFAR (IAGO)]
And it’s so rich (So rich!)
And it’s so rare (So rare!)
To take his shirt, his shoes, his jewelry
[IAGO]
And then we'll thin his hair

[JAFAR]
Oh, we’ll emasculate him slowly
[BOTH]
All the better to enjoy
How delicious, to
Humiliate the boy

[JAFAR]
What were the horses?
[GENIE]
They were roaches
[JAFAR]
And the camels?
[GENIE]
They were gnats
[JAFAR]
And the elephant?
[GENIE]
His monkey
And the rest of ‘em were rats
[JAFAR]
(spoken)
They were rodents?

[GENIE]
(spoken)
Yeah, diseased ones

[JAFAR]
(spoken)
Oh, how very, very sad
Change them back now! That’s an order!
Take everything you gave him
All the magic stuff away
Leave him dirty, poor, and penniless

[GENIE]
(spoken)
But, sir...

[JAFAR]
(spoken)
Do as I say!

(sung)
Now let it rain!
Now let it storm!
[IAGO]
Now send some flies into the picture
[JAFAR]
But how many?
[IAGO]
Oh, a swarm!

[JAFAR]
Now let ‘er rip
Don’t be repressed
Keep on destroying things
I’ve always felt it’s what you do the best

[BOTH]
Let him have it! Atta Genie!
Since you’re now in our employee

[JAFAR]
(spoken)
It’s your pleasure to ruin him!

[IAGO]
(spoken)
Wreck him!

[JAFAR]
(spoken)
"I want him neutralized!"