[Male singer]
Wear... a.... mask

Wear a mask!

Is this really much to ask?
Tie some fabric 'round your face
Oh, it's the simplest of tasks!
At the gym, at the store
Don't treat it like such a chore!
No, these mandates aren't malicious
All your theories are fictitious!

Stop the lies, stop the fights
No one's taking away your rights!
All the speculation makes me need a flask
Come on and read some data
All you mask debaters, wear a mask
Wear a mask!
Wear a mask!

[Female singer]
It's a mask! It's a mask!
Heaven's sake, it's just a mask
Such a shame that asking folks to
Follow rules gets you harassed
You can shout. You can glare
But listen, Karen, I don't care
Never seen folks so dramatic
Over a fucking piece of fabric!
"Hard to breathe" "Feels too hot"
Quit your bitchin'. There's a thought!
Suck it up! And don't give me sass!
We got a lot to do
And it's not "Just the flu"
So wear a mask
[Chorus]
Wear a mask!

[Female singer]
Wear a mask!

[Chorus]
Wear a mask!
Wear a mask! Wear a mask!
Get your head out of your ass!
Try to think of someone other
Than yourself
Is all we ask!
While you sit, watching FOX, ignoring
Science and the docs!
Wow! Your ignorance is showing
As the death toll keeps on growing...

{Chorus and Male singer]
Case by case
Test by test
Don't forget
You're not oppressed!
'Til we put this damn pandemic
In the past!
Try not to be so grouchy
Have some faith in Fauci!
Wear a mask!
Wear a mask!
Wash your hands and wear a...
MASK!!!!