In Living Color
Mr. Ugly Man
Mr. Ugly Man (Shabba)
Mr. Ugly Man (Shabba)
Mr. Ugly Man (Shabba)
Mr. Ugly Man (Shabba)

Champion lover, don't come home tonight, no
Ugly brother, if you do, don't turn on the light
Champion lover, you look like you lost the fight, oh
Ugly brother, you're so ugly, I can't kiss you goodnight

I know a girl

I said it three times, you still don't understand
If you look up the word ugly in the dictionary
Right there on the page you'll see a picture of me
The girlies be bumpin' and bumpin' all around
All of them say I look like an ugly Bobby Brown
Every hour, every minute, I meet the girly bunch
She called me Mr. Ugly Man, she called me Mr. Ugly Man

He is so damn ugly
He's even ugly on the phone
Thеy say that beauty's skin deep
But he's ugly to the bonе

Mr. Ugly Man, can't get with it
Mr. Ugly Man (Shabba)
Mr. Ugly Man (Shabba)
Aye, get away!
Givin' it away
I get out the shower, empty baby oil too
I be so damn greasy like I came from Jiffy Lube
I chase the girlies all over town
I tried to give a kiss, but she would rather drown

She called me Mr. Ugly Man
She called me Mr. Ugly Man
Mr. Ugly man, she called me Mr. Ugly Man
Mr. Ugly man, she called me Mr. Ugly Man

Shabba!