[Hook: Slxrppy]
I got kids in my van like Shoujo Ramune
If I see a little kid I'm 'bout to have a field day
Sis riding on my dick like it's a fucking sleigh
Bbc in my guts but I swear I'm not gay
My uncle fucked my ass now it's starting to bleed
Kids in my van and they not getting freed
When my dad home I always be on my knees
I'll kill that bitch if she tries to call the police
Yeah me and Xetonyl got drugs and fat cocks
High as fuck yeah we smoking on rocks
Can't get a bitch I just nut in my socks
I still pick up hoes when I'm at the candy shop
Pull up to the church bout to unload a clip
Like Hannah Baker I be cutting my wrist
Picking up all these kids now I'm on a watchlist
Lolis are so hot I can't resist

[Verse 1: Slxrppy]
Make a bitch pass out like my name was Bill
Blade on my hip like Akame Ga Kill
I bе pulling kids I call that shit a skill
My uncle be fucking me against my will
Autistic cousin slurping cum 'causе I told her it's eggnog
If I get horny it's time to fuck my dog
Touch one of us we'll smoke you like a bong
Don't use a condom I'll just take it raw

[Verse 2: Xetonyl
Yeah, yeah, fuck consent I'm just gon rape
Pop a cherry if you do grapes
Italian bitch I feed her crepes
Yeah, suck my dick I'm feeling great
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Eat my ass I just can't wait
Huh, her pussy wet just like a lake
Cum on that stupid lil bitch get deported
She said she want a baby but its gonna get aborted
Pull up to function and I'm pulling out my cock
Lil $andy Hook and he give the best top
I just robbed the Nike store for some Adidas boots
I just measured a triangle my teacher said it was obtuse
I just got head from a girl playing duck duck goose
Fuck line leader I just wanna be the caboose
I ain't got no money I can't go to no booth
I just fucked an African bitch and her name was Ruth
I just got sloppy top from a girl with one tooth
On god I did
Can't tell me I fucking didn't
Fucking bitch

[Hook: Slxrppy]
I got kids in my van like Shoujo Ramune
If I see a little kid I'm 'bout to have a field day
Sis riding on my dick like it's a fucking sleigh
Bbc in my guts but I swear I'm not gay
My uncle fucked my ass now it's starting to bleed
Kids in my van and they not getting freed
When my dad home I always be on my knees
I'll kill that bitch if she tries to call the police
Yeah me and Xetonyl got drugs and fat cocks
High as fuck yeah we smoking on rocks
Can't get a bitch I just nut in my socks
I still pick up hoes when I'm at the candy shop
Pull up to the church bout to unload a clip
Like Hannah Baker I be cutting my wrist
Picking up all these kids now I'm on a watchlist
Lolis are so hot I can't resist