[ALEXA]
Hey, Newsie? Uh, hi-ho

[PAPERBOY]
Extra, hi-ho, read all about it!
You see that skyscraper?
It's even taller now
And there's a shadow all over the baseball field!

[ALEXA]
Yeah, but listen, I was thinking
It's really hard to build a structure that fast, like-

[PAPERBOY]
Sure is!

[ALEXA]
And I mean, in a week
It's gotten a few stories taller
It got me thinking
It must not be like
Made of official materials in any way?

[PAPERBOY]
Absolutely not!
She doesn't like building regulations
So she actively builds it
In a way that is not earthquake-safe
[ALEXA]
Okay, I think I have a plan to take it down

[PAPERBOY]
Oh that's great
Because we're all way too scared to stand up to Tina

[ALEXA]
Awww...

[TINA] (on the skyscraper)
Pinocchio, build it higher!

[PINOCCHIO]
Yeah, yes ma'am, I'll build it higher!

[TINA]
Because you know why?

[PINOCCHIO]
Why?

[TINA]
Money can buy anything I want!

[PINOCCHIO]
Oh, okay, well
You sure you didn't want to spring for more
'Cause there are all like
Home Depot two-by-fours
And I'm pretty sure they're not wood
That's graded for construction
[TINA]
I don't care, build it higher!!

[PINOCCHIO]
Okaaay!

[ALEXA] (back on the street)
You're really good at getting the word out!

[PAPERBOY]
Heheh, it's kinda what I do!

[ALEXA]
Yeah, uhh, we just need
Everyone in town
To pitch in!
I think we could just
Take this thing apart in like an assembly line

[PAPERBOY]
You want me
To write the headline?

[ALEXA]
Well, I guess I'm thinking more like
Can you spread the word quickly?
[PAPERBOY]
Okay, can you say what the words are?

[ALEXA]
Yeah, sure

[PAPERBOY]
Yeah, okay

[ALEXA]
It might be
Something like this, uhhh...