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Gossip II (Interlude)
[OLD WOMAN #1]
Here's the thing I didn't like about Palm Springs

[OLD WOMAN #2]
Yeah, please

[OLD WOMAN #1]
It got too hot!

[OLD WOMAN #2]
I was ready for a hundred and ten
Hundred and seventeen?
Excuse me, it's the surface of the sun

[OLD WOMAN #1]
And everyone says you'll acclimate
I never acclimate to anything!

[OLD WOMAN #2]
I never acclimate!
I nev-

[OLD WOMAN #1]
In my life!

[OLD WOMAN #2]
And I'm not gonna start now
[OLD WOMAN #1]
Okay but also
Can we talk about how
It's actually been Tina the whole time
And I feel really bad

[OLD WOMAN #2]
We gotta send a card to Ethel
Or a fruit basket or something

[OLD WOMAN #1]
We gott-
Would you go half and half on a fruit basket with mе?

[OLD WOMAN #2]
Yeah, I mean the pricеs are--

[OLD WOMAN #1]
Are
Too
High!

[OLD WOMAN #2]
On a fruit basket?
Are you kidding me
It's mostly melon