[ALEXA]
You could buy your own ticket to something new
If that's something you wanna do
A ticket to somewhere new

[PAPERBOY]
Extra extra!
Mean Tina turns over a new leaf

[Tina]
Wow...
So I could be Nice Tina

[PAPERBOY, spoken]
Sure

[TINA]
Or Cool Tina

[PAPERBOY, spoken]
Yeah, sure

[TINA]
Sexy Tina

[ALEXA & PAPERBOY]
Sexy Tina!
[TINA]
The train conductress!

[ALEXA & PAPERBOY]
Sexy Tina, train conductress!

[TINA spoken]
Well I like the sound of that
I guess money can buy a giant tower
But it can't buy a vocation and a passion for overland travel

[ALEX, spoken]
Sure!

[PAPERBOY spoken]
Hey, it's noon. That's the time for the big baseball game to start

[ALEXA, spoken]
Oh, wow
This is your real moment, Alexa
What can you do on the baseball field?

[REPORTER 1, spoken]
And the first pitch goes out from Alexa
Alexa's now run back to the batter, run to the diamond at home plate
And the first swing, it's Alexa!
It's going!
[REPORTER 2, spoken]
It's going!
The ball is going straight into the remnants of Tina's Tower!
And BOOM!
It's demolished it

[Alexa, spoken]
Mountport, one and all
Thank you so much for welcoming in a scrappy kid from not here
Hi ho to you all!

[TOWNSPEOPLE, SPOKEN]
Hi ho to you!
Hi ho!

[ALEXA, spoken]
Here's what I know for sure!

[ALEXA, sung]
No homerun is worth it if you can't run home to a home you love

[TOWNSPEOPLE, spoken]
That's true
Say that one again!

[ALEXA & TOWNSPEOPLE]
No homerun is worth it if you can't run home to a home you love
A home like Mountport!
[ALEXA]
A home that you

[ALL]
Love!

[PAPERBOY]
Where the mountain meets the sea!

[TINA, spoken]
Next stop, Palm Springs!