[TINA, spoken]
I'm going to tell you something
You know the baseball-playing, traveling, baseball-playing kid
Who can change the world?

[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
The one who is foretold to this town and change everything?

[TINA, spoken]
That's right

[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
And for you, your reign shall be toppled should they arrive?

[TINA, spoken]
That's right

[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
Yeah, I've heard of it

[TINA, spoken]
Well, I'm going to tell you more about it

[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
Okay
[TINA, sung]
A very, very long time ago
A legend was foretold
This is when I was younger
But now, now I'm old

[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
That's right

[TINA, sung]
And here's the thing, back in the day
The sky was blue, not green

[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
That's true

[TINA, sung]
And I said my destiny is to be
A woman who is mean

But there's one person who can foil it all
A baseball-playing girl
They, she will foil my plans
To take over the world

[PINOCCHIO]
I'll be writing this down
'Cause I'm a professional
I'll be writing this down, every evil plan you have said
Tell me about the evil plan that's in your head
[TINA]
The legend says that this girl
She will play ball

[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
That's true, yeah

[TINA]
But she needs to be on a field
That's green, not dusty at all

[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
Right, a baseball field traditionally

[TINA]
Right, but here's the thing
She must also play her game in light

[PINOCCHIO, spoken]
Right

[Tina]
So I'm building this tower as high as it goes
And it represents my might

[PINOCCHIO & TINA]
You're gonna tear her down
Tear her down!
'Cause you're a professional
I'm a professional
And tearing down a hero's what professional villains do!
That's right
You're gonna tear her down
Tear her down
'Cause you're a professional
I'm a professional

And Pinocchio will be right here, right next to you
While you

[BOTH]
Tear her down