Well, it's a long, long way, ooh
From Bollywood to Battersea
Bollywood to Battersea
Bollywood to Battersea
La la la la
I was a child of the pound and the crown
I lost myself in the haze
Of the new life that I found
On the silver screen

She was a child of the movies and the dollar
One fine day, I was led astray
She took me by the collar
Said, you must follow me

Well, it's a long, long way, ooh
From Bollywood to Battersea
Bollywood to Battersea

It's a long, long way, ooh
From Bollywood to Battersea
Bollywood to Battersea
Bollywood to Battersea

Yeah, I was a child of the suicide and the leisure
Oh, one fine day, I was led astray
To a burning collar
Said, what's your pleasue

I was born in the four minute warning
My old man said, as he shook his head
"Ohhh, fuck this"