Vop, right down the middle
Straight as the straightest rule
Is the love of my natural man
So right, so straight, so cool

Vop, swift as an arrow
Strong as a Blackfoot Brave
Is the kiss of my natural man
Be swift, be strong, behave

No strain, no pain
Right as the rain
No hem, no haw
Love is the law

Vop, smack on the button
Cling to that swingin' line
That's the way of my natural man
Hot dog, you all, he's mine

No strain (no strain), no pain (no pain)
Right as the rain (right as the rain)
No hem (no hem), no haw (no haw... whup!)
Love is the law

Vop, smack on the button
Cling to that swingin' line
That's the way of my natural man
Hot dog, you all, he's mine
No hesitation, deviation
While he's causing palpitations
He controls the situation

Vop, right down the middle
He is my natural man!