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Dear Stacy, I Hate You
[Verse 1]
So what's another word for I hate you?
What's the right pronunciation for complete abomination?
'Cause I'm writing up a letter to give you
With a total explanation of my disassociation

[Pre-Chorus 1]
With your shotgun hips (Hey!)
Your poison soaked lips (Hey!)
And your famous reputation
Last stop in town
A homemade trainwreck!

[Chorus]
Baby! Tonight I miss that you're crazy
I'm over this and dear Stacy
I thought that you should know, I hate you so
And dear Stacy, can't get any worse
So don't blame me 'cause you know how this works
So don't hate me
I found the words I swear
I won't pretend to care
You're my worst nightmare!

[Verse 2]
I'm coming by to get my stuff
I know that it's been rough on you
But I couldn't care less
Day in, day out, you can scream, you can shout
This is my termination of any obligation
[Pre-Chorus 2]
To your shotgun hips (Hey!)
Your poison soaked lips (Hey!)
And your famous reputation
Last stop in town
A homemade trainwreck!

[Chorus]