Kavinsky
Not A Conspiracy
[Verse]
They need to thank Gillie Da Kid for writing Lil Wayne verse
'Bout to heat press a picture of Lil Tim on my shirt
Right wrist Russian, left wrist Ukraine when I'm cooking work
Your first name could be "Usain" and it still won't work
I feel like they tried to cancel me my whole career
Rolling Loud like, "Goddamn, Neph not here"
Before I wear a diaper like DaBaby, I wear Moncler
Look in the mirror and diss the shit out myself
Drac make you fall out like Lil Wayne dreads
I need me a bitch that look like Glorilla
Bitch got a Pooh Shiesty mask on like Glorilla
I sue my bitch like I'm Wack 100
All these n***as wack, to be a hunnid
I'mma lay on my side, not on my stomach
N***as think they got "Thug Life" tatted on they stomach
Look like Suge Knight when he passed out in court
Woke up, talk shit, but I need to talk more
Kick a bitch out for dirtying up the floor
Bitch try keep the change, I sent her to the store
Bitch this a balcony, not a porch
Dance on my bitch like Bobby Schmurda with them shorts
I hit more licks than Abdul at the store
Got a crib in L.A., she like "When you coming back to New York?"
Stressing me the fuck out and I need a Newport
Used to be homeless with a scale, crack and a Newport
Me, grandma, auntie and unc smoking on a Newport
If I get killed tell my killer don't cut the lights off in his house
I'll beat a n***a wisdom tooth out the side of his mouth
It's a trap, got unc pissing on the side of the house
Auntie just took a shit on the side of the house
She do that again, I'mma knock her the fuck out
My bitch sell crack and punch you in the mouth
Bitch my apartment look like Blueface house
Cuff out my bottom bitch like Blueface did
I'm not getting punched in the face like Blueface did
I knock a bitch daddy out like Blueface did
And then go tell everybody on the 'gram like Blueface did
You see this outfit? Ten bluefaces did it
Drive across the country on a Tuesday with it
I had a crackhead, his name was Tuesday
He said he got paid on every Tuesday
He might go hard tomorrow, but he gon' be back on Tuesday
Credit unc enough work, last him 'till Tuesday
I'll book a bitch a flight right now on a Tuesday
She like "Neph, it's Monday, tomorrow Tuesday"
Guess what? Let Unc get paid, and today Tuesday
Bitch stealing laundry detergent and toothpaste
Bitch whole house look like she just moved in it
Jump in her bed with Burberry on, put my shoes in it
Pissed on the toilet, she like "You a rude n***a"
I'm like "Chill the fuck out, you ain't got no food n***a"
How the hell you taking a shit and you ain't even eat?
Bitch at home watching a blank TV
Bitch Wi-Fi going turtle speed
Bitch forehead like a curved TV
Bitch booty look like two deflated cheeks
Bitch pussy look like overcooked roast beef
How the fuck anybody gon' cancel me
When Michael Jackson hung that baby off the roof?
Remember when Mike Vick killed them dogs?
He plead guilty and still got on the team
Ellen DeGeneres wife be doing high speed
So how the fuck I'mma let a bitch cancel me?
Terry Crews locking n***as up for sexual assault
I'd rather be cancelled than get sexually assaulted
Dr. Dre beat his wife up and stomped on her
Then he went right, made a beat and stomped on it
Then he made some headphones and they forgot he stomped on her
Eminem used to rap about killing his baby mom
How the hell he ain't get cancelled for trying to kill his baby mom?
If I rapped about stabbing my baby mom
They gonn' be like "Keep Nephew away from his baby mom"
Keyshia Cole shoulda got cancelled for fixing her gap
That n***a Nelly don't even wear Air Forces no more
I don't even think them n***as was Lunatics at all
I feel like Fabolous, spelling my name on a song
If I did it they gon' say I spelt it wrong
Fabolous running around with a misspelled name
Fabolous used to be like Tekashi back in the day
Brooklyn will tell you he put a n***a in a cage
Hey, I ain't got nothing against him, I'm just telling you public information
Stab a n***a like Jay-Z back in the day
Slitherman took over Lil Tim that day