[Verse]
I ran for VP of Pop Chips
Didn't win, I got pissed
Someone else won
This lady Diane with a cute little son
So congratulations
Hope you spend the money on his edu-ma-cation
Can't lie, I wanted the money
50 grand would've filled up my tummy
And bought a new Porsche
But nope, I chose to be a good sport
That seemed like the right thing to do
And my favey flavey still barbecue
Plus I feel like the winner
Every night, I eat 'em with dinner
Cause they gave me a year supply
If you never had them, give them a try

[Hook x2]
Pop Chips (Nice and crispy)
Pop Chips (So delish-y)
Pop Chips (Half the fat)
Pop Chips (Eat em with your cat)