[Andre Legacy]
It was the night before Christmas and all through LA
Word hit the street, Santa gone gay
TMZ, front of the paper
He went down like an anchor on a sailor

[Dirt Nasty]
Santa's got the best coke
That's why Rudolph got a red nose
He ain't the only victim
I heard he butt fucked Prancer and Vixen

[Andre Legacy]
I answer the children when they ask me "Is a real man?"
I tell em the truth
That dude never landed on no roof

[Dirt Nasty]
Nah homes, he's stone cold
Made me lick the candy cane in his robe
Took me to the North Pole, it was cold
I was only eight years old

[Hook]
Santa Claus is dead (We killed him)
Took one in the head (We did it)
Christmas is a joke (That's right)
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

[Dirt Nasty]
I saw daddy fucking Santa Claus
Sucking on his raggedy balls
Ho, ho, ho, it smelled like mistletoe and butthole

[Andre Legacy]
I'm off the list for sure
Cause Saint Nick know I been sniffing blow
And when I go carolling, I do it butt naked
Smoking heroin
[Dirt Nasty]
Jingle bells, jingle balls rock
Little elves drink eggnog from the cock
And all I want for X-Mas is a bigger dick
And a bitch from Texas

[Andre Legacy]
I been dreaming of a white Christmas
Filled with cocaine, carry on bitches
As I look under the tree
Santa's dead with his dick out, rest in peace

[Hook]

[Outro]