Roomie
Shoot All Your Problems Away
[Verse 1: Roomie]
How much more of this job can I take?
My boss never gives me a single break
Haven’t had a raise in seven years
I wish I were in bed but instead I’m stuck here

[Pre-Chorus 1: Roomie]
I got passed over for that big promotion
So now I’m counting up my ammunition

[Chorus: Roomie]
Shoot all your problems away
Shoot all your problems away
Grab your gun now you’re having fun
Shoot all your problems away

[Verse 2: Daniel J. Layton and Alice Ann Stacey]
Living with you can be a chore
You leave wet towels on the bathroom floor
You never put your dirty dishes in the sink
You chew so loud I can’t hear myself think

[Pre-Chorus 2: Daniel J. Layton and Alice Ann Stacey]
We need to work together in harmony
It’s time to break out the artillery
[Chorus: Daniel J. Layton and Alice Ann Stacey]
Shoot all our problems away
Shoot all our problems away
Grab your gun now you’re having fun
And shoot all your problems away

[Verse 3: Hazel Hayes, Sammy Paul, Hedy Clark and Issy Rawbone]
My dumb kid has a birthday every year
We have to serve juice, we can’t even drink beer
The presents suck: socks again
In my heart, I feel nothing but pain

[Pre-Chorus 3: Hazel Hayes, Sammy Paul, Hedy Clark and Issy Rawbone]
Don’t have to make a wish and blow out the candle
Everybody just take your gun and grab it by the handle

[Chorus: Hazel Hayes, Sammy Paul, Hedy Clark and Issy Rawbone]
Shoot all your problems away
Shoot all your problems away
Grab your gun now you’re having fun
Shoot all your problems away

[Rap: TomSka]
Remix
Yo what's up, it’s your boy TomSka
And I’m here to drop some knowledge on ya
Guns are great, but once in a while
You can solve your problems with a smile
Listen up kids, no need to hate
Just give the haters a firm handshake
Even thugs know hugs can save the day
Nah I'm kidding, shoot your problems away
[Bridge: Doddleoddle, MusicalBethan, CJ Boucher, ScarfDemon and TomSka]
Slept in late? Shoot your problems away
Can’t lose weight? Shoot your problems away
Email spam? Shoot your problems away
If your gun gets jammed, shoot your problems away
Come on everybody, and say it again
It’s time to kill the Canadians

[Chorus: tutti]
Shoot all your problems away
Shoot all your problems away
Grab your gun now you’re having fun
Just shoot all your problems away

Shoot all your problems away
Shoot all your problems away
Grab your gun now you’re having fun
And just shoot all your problems away

[Outro: Tomska]
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