WWAAAH I heard my crazy-ahh uncle watching sis loves me
And inappropriate stepmom videos in the bathroom

WHATYOUDOINGSTEPMOM

I put a fork in the electrical outlet and blew my hand off

SHIVERMETIMBERS AAUAAUAUAUGH

My brother, Linguini put liquid laxatives in my grandpa's dentures
REEHEEHEEHEHEHE And he shit his brains out

GOODNESSGRACIOUS

Hello my name is Obama and I jist wanted to let you know I know how to beat bix with a little bit auu ptptptptppt yeaahhh ptptpttttptpt, no obama your doing it wrong you gotta do it like this 헝가리 왕국 있는 것은 아니다,

THERE IS A HUMAN CARCASS STRIPPED OF ITS BODILY ORGANS IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND BEST PIZZA, MANHATTAN NYC NY AT 40.713050,

-74.007230

你妈死了

Rest in piss ronnie mcnutting on my face