[Intro: Robbie Rotten, spoken]
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

[Hook: Airhorns, Snoop Dogg & Robbie's Dream Team]
Doot, doot do-do-do-do-do-do-do, doot
Do-do-do-do-do-do-doot
Do do do do doot
(Drop it!)
Smoke, weed we-we-we-we-weed day day day
Smoke everyday, smoke day day
We are number one, oh! (Weed everyday)
Smoke, weed we-we-we-we-weed day day day
Smoke everyday, smoke every
We are number one (Weed everyday)

[Verse 1]
This is a certified hood classic!
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
(MOM, GET THE CAMERA!)
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(airhorn sound)
(No, don't touch that!)
[Hook]
Smoke, weed we-we-we-we-weed day day day
Smoke everyday, smoke day day
We are number one, hey! (Weed everyday)
Smoke, weed we-we-we-we-weed day day day
Smoke everyday, smoke every
We are number one (Weed everyday)
(Yo, Skrillex, drop it hard!)

[Remix solo: Skrillex]

[Verse 2]
We are number one!
Ha ha ha!
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go! (SHIT!)
("Throw it on him, not me!")
("Ugh, let's try something else.")
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

[Outro]
Doot, doot do-do-do-do-do-do-do, doot
Do-do-do-do-do-do-doot
Do do do do doot
(Oh!)
Doot, doot do-do-do-do-do-do-do, doot
Do-do-do-do-do-do-doot
Da, da da da da da da, da
It's the one and only D O double G (doot)
Da, da da da da da da, da
You know I'm mobbin with the D.R....
(Nobody is going to save you now!)
Smoke, weed we-we-we-we-weed day day day
Smoke everyday, smoke day day
Weed everyday, oh!
Smoke, weed we-we-we-we-weed day day day
Smoke everyday, smoke every
Weed everyday
Smoke, weed we-we-we-we-weed day day day
Smoke everyday, smoke day day
We are number one (Weed everyday)
Smoke, weed we-we-we-we-weed day day day
Smoke everyday, smoke every
We are number one (Weed everyday)
We are number one (Weed everyday)
We are number one!
(OH! OOOOHH!)