[Verse 1: Deadpool]
Wade, yes, I'm at it again, no one can beat me, no one can win
'Cuz I'm a mutant masterpiece, that's right, I am the perfect ten
Killing shit, I'll make you eat your words, I thought that you'd been told
So someone please go and get the Wolverine a doggy bowl
The better mutant mercenary, we both heal, but you fail
The sweetest thing outta Canada since the freakin' ginger ale
Tell me claws, what hurts more: getting beaten here by me?
Or the simple of knowing you and Jean could never be?

[Verse 2: Wolverine]
Listen Bub, watch your mouth or I'll have to shut ya down
You're not the only healing deadly super-brawler here in town
Rip you up, claw you down, trip you up, watch you drown
Zip you up in the ground, then we'll see who's laughing, clown
One-on-one you wouldn't last, I don't even have to flex
Someone should've left your silly special ass in Weapon-X
The Wolverine, I can smell a fraud from a ways out
A little red dead bitch, that's how this battle plays out

[Verse 3: Deadpool]
The metal that you're made of, yes, I'll think I'll take it
Rip it out of you and make a chair and nobody could break it!
I'm kind of an immortal, though I do die all the time
Under extreme, awful circumstances like hearing Logan rhyme
Everyone go and vote now, you all know that I killed it
The hole that Wolvie left inside, the Marvel world - I filled it
Most worthless X-Man ever, you really need to come to grips
You could never beat the Deadpool, bitch, I am your Apocalypse
[Verse 4: Wolverine]
Alright, Wade, you're asking so you got it
I'd sever off your head without a second thought about it
The best thing outta Canada? A red gone with no class?
Sippin' Moosehead and laughing because you are the moose's ass
The best there is at what I do, and what I do ain't very nice
Chop you down and sell you back Deadpool by the slice
My O.G. runs deep, adamantium to the bone, Bub
An original and you're just a fuckin' Deathstroke clone, Bub

[Verse 5: Deadpool]
I thought that I was crazy, but you're nuts to a new degree
You're a large, hairy lumberjack dressed up like a bumblebee
I kicked your ass so bad, this guy is gonna need a vet
Go lick your wounds in private and run back to Professor X

[Verse 6: Wolverine]
Worthless as an X-Man? I've traveled to the past
A staple for generations, and your fad won't last
Just come a little closer, I'll widen out that little grin
You're messin' with the baddest X-Man there's ever been!