[Announcer]
It's time for another villainous Source Rap Battle!
It's the mighty Frieza vs the telepathic Mewtwo!
Who's gonna take the title? Only one way to find out; LET'S GO!

[ Verse 1: Frieza]

It's the emperor of the universe
The baddest villain that you know
ALL HAIL FRIEZA!
Though I doubt I need an intro
I'm up against a pocket monster
Someone get him backup
I'll end this in a verse and then
We'll call this shit the rap-up
I'm taking flight now
Hit you with a ki blast
See you try to float around
I'll take a bitch to flight class
Destroy a planet in my first form
I'm a guru
Prince of the galaxy
LOOKING AT YOU LIKE MEW-WHO?!


[Verse 2: Mewtwo]
Frieza, calm yourself
Mewtwo's here to help you
I'm terribly sorry about the hand
That life has dealt you
A mutated humanoid
I'll try to speak slowly
You have the body of a Krillin
And the intellect of Broly
Psychic abilities
Using my telepathy
I can hear your thoughts
You're wishing you're as dope as me
But facing me in battle
Death can be your only wish now
Three finger slap to the face
YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW!


[ Verse 3: Frieza]

OK
I think it's time for you to
Face an ending
You're a blatant rip off
Of my final form
Stop pretending!
Descendant of the chilled
Ice cold--ask Cooler
Got a mew screw loose
To face the universe's ruler
GALACTIC RAPPIN CAPTAIN
I'm snappin entire factions
King Vegeta lost his life and his planet
I talk with actions!
Eliminate a kangaroo,
No begging, my heart's frozen
Next in line for total annihilation
AND YOU'VE BEEN CHOSEN!

[Verse 4: Mewtwo]

Frieza, if I were listening
That would have been impressive
But my psychic shield blocked
Your attempts to get aggressive
I see you truly think this is a contest
Don't make me laugh
I feel like Trunks
When he cut you and your dad in half
You say your heart's cold?
I'll warm it up with a Hyper Beam
Make a movie of the battle
Title it "The Dragon Scream"
With all of my abilities
One thing with you is hazy
I still can't tell
If you're a man or a lady

[Verse 5: Frieza]
Your words beg for death
I'm masterful at delivery
Don't need to be a psychic
To see that this bitch is shivering
I'll drop this beast
Everything I do is so streamline
Charging up a death beam
I'll slow roast a feline
[Verse 6: Mewtwo]
Like all who have defeated you
I'm in another class
I don't need a transformation
I was born as a badass
I look at you and can't decide
Sadness or pity:
Then I settle on digust
'Cuz your rhymes are so shitty

[Announcer]
Oh man, that was ruthless!
Which of the villains took the title?
Who the hell is next?
It's a Source Rap Battle!