{Intro}
Everybody been waiting on this since 'Oy Vey' dropped
Since 'Oy Vey' dropped I mean
Everybody's been hitting me up, trying to get the next rap out?
I mean, I'm just one man, you know what I'm saying?

{Chorus}
I need me a shuir with some daf in it
I walk in the tish, put some Sprite in my cup
Am I drunk? Think that Sprite had some schnapps in it (Whoo!)
My bochurim are learning but it's almost mincha, so I'm at the bimah and klaping it
I call up my rebbi, I'm learning with Mendy
Switch chavrusah's for a hot minute

{Verse 1}
Oh you asking for pictures of shidduch's? What's her name?
No I don't got no time Shprintza
No, I can't go to Deal for a date
I'm busy with dealing in-state
My cousin's in real and estate
I don't ever be talking bout' bupkis
Prolly' won't hear me open my mouth less I'm shteiging and trying to find me a lomdus
As soon as I learn it, I get that
That's my yiddishe kop and they get it
Heat on this beat like knishes
I ain't talking bout' actual weights when I say that I'm benchin'
Hey there WhatsApp's using me
Chavrusah's blue-checking me
Yeah I be Jewish-Rappin' I'm good at
New levanah is out so I look at it (I'm like!)
{Chorus}
I need me a shuir with some daf in it
I walk in the tish, put some Sprite in my cup
Am I drunk? Think that Sprite had some schnapps in it (Whoo!)
My bochurim are learning but it's almost mincha, so I'm at the bimah and klaping it
I call up my rebbi, I'm learning with Mendy
Switch chavrusah's for a hot minute

{Verse 2}
I'm orthodox ain't no 'Monkey's Uncle'
And yo when I sit in shul, I ain't be praying fast
Yidden see me shuckling with my head in the siddur
They be talking loudly cause' they in the back
But I sing my own nigun
If you learn it, I shlug it no biggie
Bochurim say they shteiging oh really?
How many daf are you doing though? Silly
I'm going back to home yeah that's 'Izzy'
Bout' to get Halo Teiman no joke
They told me to go hit up Tommy's
I'm trying to finish this shawarma and Coke
I'm doing shtick when I'm making these raps, rebbiam making sure that I'm keeping it 'Kosh'
These Jewish rappers are corny
And I won't make no stupid hadamah joke
Oh no!
{Chorus}
I need me a shuir with some daf in it
I walk in the tish, put some Sprite in my cup
Am I drunk? Think that Sprite had some schnapps in it (Whoo!)
My bochurim are learning but it's almost mincha, so I'm at the bimah and klaping it
I call up my rebbi, I'm learning with Mendy
Switch chavrusah's for a hot minute

{Interlude}
I feel like this, this could actually be a hit
You know what I'm saying?
On the Jewish radio stations?
I mean, it's a lot of shtick but
I mean, it's real
This is how I feel honestly

{Chorus}
I need me a shuir with some daf in it
I walk in the tish, put some Sprite in my cup
Am I drunk? Think that Sprite had some schnapps in it (Whoo!)
My bochurim are learning but it's almost mincha, so I'm at the bimah and klaping it
I call up my rebbi, I'm learning with Mendy
Switch chavrusah's for a hot minute