[Intro]

HI, THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO DECEMBER 22ND, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE..

[Verse 1]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MOL$, I SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MOL$, WHEN I SAY- YUH, YUH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
WHEN I- HUH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UH, UH, UH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MOL$

AY, TODAY'S MOL$ BIRTHDAY
WHEN I PULL UP ON MOL$ I SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I PULL UP ON A BABY AND I TEACH HIM THE ABC'S
I PULL UP ON A BABY AND I SAY THE ABC'S, OKAY

[Transition]

OKAY, "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LETTER?"
W
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY MOL$
LET'S GO, AY, AY, AY, AY (LET'S GO)

[Verses]

ALPHA, BETA, GAMMA, DELTA, EPSILON, ZÊTA, ÊTA, THÊTA, IOTA, KAPPA, LAMBDA, MU, NU, XI, OMIKRON, PI, RHO, SIGMA, TAU, UPSILON, PHI, CHI, PSI, OMEGA
I JUST SAID THE GREEK ALPHABET, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOL$

(COUGH)