[Verse 1: Vylet Pony]
I've got another bone to pick
20/20 vision, still I feel a little homesick
Gotta feel it in my hips
I'm the best, I'm the best
Check it out
Not all that glitters is gold (They say)
But everything Glimmer is bold (It's true)
Look on at the bright side
Checking out my flank side
You know who I am, what I do
Fuck you, I know myself better
Five seasons, I'm a real trend setter
Please don't mind the dust, Twi
You were lagging right behind
Ooh

[Chorus: Vylet Pony]
Everything about me glimmers
You just can't get enough
I made my mark when I took yours
And anothеr to give it back
Everything about me glimmеrs
You just can't get enough
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, aah
Everything about me
Everything about me
Everything about me
Everything about me glimmers
[Spoken: Trixie Lulamoon]
"It's true. Do you know who Twilight Sparkle is?"
"Oh, you'd hate her. I used to. She made me unsure about my place in the world, which led me to act out against her."

[Verse 2: Chi Chi]
(God damn)
Bitch, you right, 'cause here and now I'm gonna take ya
(Get slammed)
Harder than you ever thought, I'm gonna break ya
(Yes, ma'am)
You'll be screaming, wanting more, so cut it with the
(Flimflam)
Babe, get with the
(Program)
Uh
Take a seat, my faithful students, keep your eyes on me (Yeah)
'Bout to give the low down on that M-A-G-I-C (Yeah)
Thank you, V-Y-L-E-T, my queen, we can all agree (Alright!)
I hope we have another go on magic number three

[Chorus: Vylet Pony]
Everything about me glimmers
You just can't get enough
I made my mark when I took yours
And another to give it back
Everything about me glimmers (Yeah)
You just can't get enough (Yeah)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, aah
Everything about me
Everything about me
Everything about me
Everything about me glimmers (Alright!)
[Verse 3: Namii]
Okay, okay, okay
I'm gonna level with you
This shit is fucking absurd
No trick could masquerade it
Maybe I oughta reword
We're living our best lives now
You're just jealous that we know how to go to town
I'm on my knees, but I'm not the one begging
I'm just trying to relate, I'm on your level, baby
You're all bark, no bite
I know you're gonna give in, it's a future sight

[Chorus: Vylet Pony]
Everything about me glimmers
You just can't get enough
I made my mark when I took yours
And another to give it back
Everything about me glimmers (Yeah)
You just can't get enough (Yeah)
Everything about me
Everything about me
Everything about me
Everything about me glimmers (Alright!)

[Outro: Trixie Lulamoon & Vylet Pony]
"That was an amazingly epic speech, Starlight!"
Everything about me glimmers
You just can't get enough
Everything about me
Everything about me
Everything about me
Everything about me