Oh oh
Please don't eat my shoes
Baby
Please please please please
Please don't eat my shoes
That's not normal
Oh it's not healthy
Why are you eating my shoes

Don't eat my shoes
Don't eat my shoes
Cuz that's not normal
That's not right
Oh please stop right now

Don't eat my shoes
Don't eat my shoes
Cuz that's not normal
And I'm so scared
Of you

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I gotta say
Really, you know there're weirder things than eating shoes
So, I get it
I know how it goes
I know how it feels
But pleasе, just
Avoid eating inanimate objects that bеlong to me please?
I would appreciate that and
You know
Don't eat my carpet
Don't eat my windshield fluid
Don't eat the sign at my door that says no soliciting
Don't eat my emails
Don't eat New York City
Don't eat Keanu Reeves
Don't eat Owl City
Don't eat the Taj Mahal
Don't eat a dollar fifty
Don't eat the laws of thermodynamics
This is a cry for help
I'm in excruciating pain
Don't eat the armistice of 1850

Don't eat my shoes
Don't eat my shoes
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Don't eat my shoes
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Don't eat my shoes
Don't eat my shoes
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Don't eat my shoes