A cowboy hottie put
A rope around my heart
And everything was
Awesome at the start

Then he kissed a bleched-blonde waitress
And I saw through his disguise
Oh, I've had it up to here
With these Texas guys

The next year I got stuck
On a football jock
He tackled me with swagger
And his twangy Texas talk

Then he made a pass at the whole drill team
And I saw through all his lies
Oh, I've had it up to here
With these Texas guys

So now I'm here in NYC
Gotta find the guy who's only into me
The Lone Star State is great
But I said my goodbyes

I've had it up to here
With those Texas guys
Oh, I've had it up to here
With those Texas guys