The Narcissist Cookbook
My Ass Is A Dumptruck (My Thighs Are Also Dumptrucks)
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks

Hey you top-heavy bitches
I don't play nice
I've got that low centre of gravity
Can't ever slip on ice
I've got these skinny jeans
I bought in twenty nineteen
Off the discount rack and TK Maxx
There's no denying that

My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks

So listen up
I have this reoccurring dream
That I'm a giant-ass Terex MT6300-AC
And your boy (your boy) he's forgotten your name
600 tonnes of fun will fuck with anybody's game

My ass is a dumptruck
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Beep beep motherfucker
No rear view mirrors, hit the gas
When I shift this hersе into reverse
You'd bеtter clear a path

My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks