The Narcissist Cookbook
Y’all Ship Me With A Gremlin Boy
[Verse 1]
He lives across the sea
Ten thousand miles from me
And when I sleep I dream
About his face it seems I
Got myself a problem I can't handle

[Chorus]
Y'all ship me with a gremlin boy
Y'all ship me with a gremlin boy
He's gross but I don't mind
I'm his and he is mine
Y'all ship me with a gremlin boy
Y'all ship me with a gremlin boy
If there was no distance between you and I
I'd be by your side all the time

[Verse 2]
I've got a paper map
I've had since I was nine
Pinned up upon my wall
Last night I tore it down and I
Folded it deliberately
So your town and mine might meet
I know it's pretty dumb
But it made me smile some
[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Y'all ship me with a gremlin boy
Y'all ship me with a gremlin boy
He's gross but I don't mind
I'm his and he is mine
Y'all ship me with a gremlin boy
Y'all ship me with a gremlin boy
If there was no distance between you and I
I'd be by your side all the time

[Outro]
If there was no distance between you and I
I'd be by your side all the time