The Narcissist Cookbook
Life Out of Phase
[Verse 1]
When I sneeze
I'll hold it in
Because sneezing is disgusting
And I am therefore disgusting
And when I'll need
To blow my nose
I will wipe it on my sleeve
When you turn an' look away

[Bridge]
Pa ra
Pam pa ba ra ba ra
Uhm ba ra
Pam pa ba ra bah
Pa ba
Pam pa ba ra ba ra
Uhm ba ra pa ba

[Chorus]
And when I dance-dance-dance
I'll feel ashame-shame-shamed
Of what my mama gave me
Watch my awkward body jerking from above (Oh my God)
And when I love
I will look before I leap
Seek reassurance I'll be caught
Yeah I will live life out of phase
[Bridge]
Pa ra
Pam pa ba ra ba ra
Uhm ba ra
Pam pa ba ra bah
Pa ba
Pam pa ba ra ba ra
Uhm ba ra pa ba

[Verse 2]
When I sing I'll string my voice
I'll tense my shoulders up
Breath from my chest
Do my best impersonation of a
Man who sings because the only kind of love that ever made the slightest bit of sense
Was the sound of clapping hands

[Bridge]
Pa ra
Pam pa ba ra ba ra
Uhm ba ra
Pam pa ba ra bah
Pa ba
Pam pa ba ra ba ra
Uhm ba ra pa ba
[Chorus]
And when I dance
I'll feel ashamed
Of what my mama gave me
Watch my awkward body jerking from above (Oh my God)
And when I love
I will look before I leap
Seek reassurance I'll be caught
Yeah I will live life out of phase
Try to be perfect
Everyday
Right, I'm sorry, that was my fault
On my headstone
In case it gets in anybody's way
I will live life out of phase

[Bridge]
Pa ra
Pam pa ba ra ba ra
(I will live life out of phase)
Uhm ba ra
Pam pa ba ra bah
Pa ba
(Yeah I will live life out of phase)
Pam pa ba ra ba ra
Uhm ba ra pa ba
Uhm ba ra
Pam pa ba ra bah