[Verse One]
I went and did some things that I shouldn’t ha' done
I got a little carried away
Everybody’s done it
Got their gun and gone to congress
Tried to overthrow democracy

[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t act like it’s a big deal;
It was just a party baby
Hardly anybody was killed
Treason isn’t treason when you’re doing it badly
So how’s about a solid from Daddy?

[Chorus]
Pardon me
Pardon me
I won’t ever do it again
Probably
I mean no guarantees
Yes, I learned my lesson
I guess you’ll always pardon me

[Verse Two]
Say “Good boy”
And pat my bum
That was just a goof, a gaff, a blunder
And a good dry run
I swear that I will love and serve
Honour and obey thee
So how’s about a favour for baby?
[Chorus]
Pardon me
Pardon me
I won’t ever do it again
Probably
I mean no guarantees
Yes, I learned my lesson
I guess the best offence
Is a president who lets us get away with
Whatever we please!

Pardon me
Pardon me
Pardon me
I went and did some things
That I shouldn’t ha' done