[Dayglo Abortions cover]

I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian
Pass me some more of that rot-gut
I'm proud to be Creeosylvanian
Hold my seat while I take a piss

The Basilisk sucks dogshit through his nose
His lackies gets brown showers from the Pope
The only reason we live in the catacombs
Is our government makes a living licking shit holes

I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian
Pass me another cabbage roll
I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian
Hold my seat while I go out and vomit

I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian
Pass me another orphan
I'm proud to be Creepsylvanian
Hold my seat while I fuck him up the asshole