I Fucked a Turkey
Kill Yourself
[Intro]
Shut, (God damn) the fuck, up
Shut, the fuck, up

[Verse]
Poopoo, peepee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So fucking delicate like mommy's fine China
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up

I got a message for these little fu*cks tryna'
Be a momma's boy and a teachers pet
Pimple face, ass white lookin' like they just had a gynecologist stick five fingers in your ass

No lube, so what you gonna do
If you're number one shove it up your ass and make it number two (oh?)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I'm hеaring it
You'd think it's a typo with these red linеs and periods (oh-oh-oh)

Haha, no comma
Bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna
My shit lies in the sewers, clothes in the hatch
I only joke about disease and references that only you can catch

Ew, oh my God and if you think you're fucking grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroke it back and forth to my little pony clips, bitch
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you're nothing
And get hit by every car and truck that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes [?]

Never mind, f* just pick your ass up and take it to the closest [?]*
Im not done yet, you get up and go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself

[Bridge]
Is that the end of the story?
Hahahahaha, no son

[Chorus]
Kill yourself
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves

[Outro]
I got a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole