I Fucked a Turkey
Greg
[Intro]
Do you always lie?
All you do is–
All you do is–

[Verse]
Walked in, paused, caught my girl giving head
Was some guy, motherfucker named "Greg"
Turned around, saw me and she went red
But I could feel it, my heart went dead
And now she got her mouth on his warhead
Dropping to the floor like planes drop lead
You lied to me, man, I've been mislead
How long have you and Greg gone unsaid?
Thought you were the needle to my thread
Now, you gone got some dickhead's skinhead
Although, I gave an arm and a leg
Wasn't enough, you took the rest instead