Lagwagon
Mr. Coffee
Morning has broken
Mr. Coffee has spoken
The familiar wake-up call
Sings to my ears

I wake with a shrug
To the floor with a thud
Where in this hellhole is my coffee mug?

I can now face the day
On legal speed (The American way)
The American way

I'm sketching
I'm seizing
I'm spazzing
I'm shaking
I can not stop spilling on my brand new shirt

I'm wired
I'm so inspired
I drank the entire pot
So off to work

Here I come to save the day
On legal speed (The American way)
The American way
Drinking coffee
I drink coffee
Drinking coffee everyday