Chris Rock
War on Terror
Yo, don't let Kobe, don't let this celebrity news fool you right now all this stuff going on in the news is just a trick to get your mind off the war. So all it is a trick to get your mind off the war, okay? I think Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room, Bush sent that little boy to Michael Jackson's house, Bush killed Lacy Peterson, Bush was fucking Paris Hilton in that video. All the get your mind off the war, now Bush lied to me, they all lied to me. We gotta go to Iraq 'cause they're the most dangerous country on earth, they're the most dangerous regime in the world. If they're so dangerous how come it only took 2 weeks to take over the whole fucking country? shit,man you couldn't take over Baltimore in 2 weeks. Now the war was cool, when the war started it was great man. 'Brought a lot of patriotism, patriotism is beautiful, beautiful but slowly but surely the patriotism turned into "Hateriotism", people started freaking out the war was weird man because you watch TV man and you see some weird white guys going "nobody here, you guys are okay" but um, you see these weird white guys getting overly patriotic and they got their fucking flag hats on and their flag draws and their flag pickups, "I'm American,man I'm American Fuck all these fucking foreigners, I'm American! I'm American!" Hey, calm the fuck down. There was a lot of accepted racism when the war started, there's accepted "I'm American, man I'm American, Fuck all these foreigners" and that was cool then it was "I'm American! I'm American! fuck the French!" that was cool. "I'm American, I'm American! fuck all these Arabs" and that was cool. Then they went to "I'm American! I'm American! fuck all these illegal aliens" Then I started listening, cause I know N+++++s and Jews are next. Any day now, that train is NEVER late! But the whole country has a fucked up mentality, man we all got a gang mentality. Republicans are fucking idiots, the democrats are fucking idiots and conservatives are idiots and liberals are idiots, and anyone who makes up their mind before they hear the issue is a fucking fool, okay? everybody, no,no, no. Everybody is so busy wanting to be down with a gang, "I'm a conservative, I'm liberal, I'm conservative" It's bullshit! Be a fucking person! LISTEN let it swirl around your head, then form your opinion. No normal decent person is one thing, okay I got some shit I'm conservative about, I got some things I'm liberal about. Crime: I'm conservative, Prostitution: I'm liberal! And they keep they keep trying to scare us, everybody is trying to scare us telling us to be on the look out for Al Qaeda, like "where where?" I ain't scared of Al Qaeda, I'm from Brooklyn I don't give a fuck about Al Qaeda,motherfuck Al Qaeda, shit.
Did Al Qaeda blow up the building in Oklahoma? NO
Did Al Qaeda put Anthrax in your mail? NO
Did Al Qaeda drag James Byrd down a street till his eyeballs popped out of his fucking head? NO
I ain't scared of Al Qaeda, I'm scared of Al Cracka!